Here's a good one?

a couple were engaged to be married and the date was set for three years.during the engagement,they decided the word was just to barbaric,so they replaced it with the word wash.Finally the wedding day arrived and went as well as any ever had.Upon going to bed that night, the new husband asked his new bride if she wanted to have wash.She answered"Well,it's just been a long day,let's get some rest first.Reluctantly,he agreed and went to sleep.Around 3:00 that morning,he was awakened by a sharp jab in the ribcage.When he was fully awake the new bride asks him "Are you ready to have wash now Honey?" His reply was "No,I had a small load and I did it by hand